HauntlookChocolate Syrup Halloween Costume - Funny Adult Bottle Unisex One Size Outfit

Description

TOTALLY CHOCOLATE WASTEDAhh, chocolate. A symbol of love. A remedy for heartbreak. A small treat after a long, hard day. After all, wise men say indulge in moderation. Then again, wise men must not be having a lot of fun. Why else would they tell young people how to live their lives? Look, you're a semi-functioning adult now. You can have chocolate before dinner if you want, and nobody can stop you. While we're at it, why not wear it for a day? You know, for Halloween! Hauntlook's Chocolate Syrup costume looks exactly how you remember it from your childhood. The one you'd sneak into the kitchen for, to drink from the tap. (It's okay to admit. We all did it.)Why You'll Love ItAs a semi-functioning adult, you don't have tons of free time or tons of dough to craft an elaborate costume that is just going to be a pain to wear anyway. This costume is one-size-fits most for a comfortable fit, no matter how much chocolate you've consumed this year. Comes with a cute little cap hat that completes the look! Crafted from polyester material, this costume resists wrinkles and shrinkage. To prevent colors from fading or bleeding, hand wash with cold water and a mild soap. Then, hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach.