Levi'sMen's 501 Original Fit Jeans (Also Available in Big & Tall)
S**K
This Review is for Men with Mighty Thighs (Chicken Legs Need Not Apply)
Here's the thing about me, fellas - I'm a monster. I love crushing squats. I love dropping deads. People ask me all the time, "Stiles? Bro? Why do you lift so much? You're already so strong!" and I'm here to tell you that it's all about those thighs, brother.Thick, glorious thighs that can lift trucks. Bulging, aggressive thighs that confer a deep, resonant inner power most men would kill for. I walk the streets like a colossus, my heavy, jacked thighs silently commanding everyone to get out of my way. They seem to silently whisper, "Show respect, for these are the thighs that can heal the world."But there is only one problem.These twin gargantuan monsters chew through mortal jeans like they are tissue paper. No normal jean can withstand the thresher-like mangling my tree trunk-esque thighs produce. Maybe a week. Maybe two. Maybe a whole month, if I'm lucky, and the crotch of my jeans is swiss cheese. This has always been a problem. I had only three options, fellas :1. Stop working out and let my thighs return to mortal levels.2. Buy jeans in bulk and just keep a spare pair or two anywhere I might have a crotch blowout.3. Find some kind of mutant jeans that can contain my savage bulk.If you're reading this review, you know number 1 wasn't even an option. These thighs show no quarter and expect none. Option 2 was better, but who had all that storage space for jeans? Imagine me walking around with a backpack full of jeans, trying to explain that. I'd be humiliated. So that means only option 3 remained.I searched far and wide. Most jeans for men of my thigh class were ridiculously expensive. Two hundred bucks for jeans? What if I needed to do some cowboy type stuff and get them dirty? I'd feel ridiculous. I'm not some millionaire dandy who can just drop a few hundred on a pretty pair of jeans. I'm a real man of humble means who has received the gift of lift. I needed jeans I could afford and that could contain my elephantine quads.Then I came across the 541s. I'll admit I was skeptical. I'd been burned by jeans claiming they could contain these magnificent beasts before. But I bought a pair. Put them on. They felt good against the rock formations that are my thighs. But comfort isn't enough. I need durability, something that can withstand punishment. I'm happy to report the 541s work tremendously in that regard.These jeans have seen me through a lot. Whether it's doing an impromptu muscle posedown at the post office or crushing cans of beer to spray on comely co-eds, these jeans withstand it all. I've worn a single pair for many days in a row, and they're always there, beautiful and whole, wrapping my triumphant thighs in their soft denim.Now I know. These jeans have something other than denim in them, which makes those two hundred dollar jeans aficionados get the vapors. "Oh my" they whimper, "that's not pure selvedge denim!" But have you ever seen those guys? They don't lift. I don't go to the local indie coffee shop and tell them how to write a screenplay on their Macs, so why would I let them influence my decision for jeans?Bottom line, boys - these are jeans for the race of Thighed Men who roam these streets like the mighty mastadon. Must buy.
R**2
Decent jeans, good price, comfortable to wear
These pants were a pretty good and well priced thing to get. Surprisingly these jeans feel pretty good. I have been needing a new pair of jeans for work. The one thing about this is that the fabric is really light and protective. You can easily move around in these and it is comfortable to be in all day. It is fairly breathable so you can walk around in them outside. If you happen to sweat though, this does stick to the skin. I would say it is pretty warm and be great for the winter but not so much for the summer. It also has a fly so you can easily go to the bathroom. The zipper is pretty strong so you should not have to worry about it breaking. The pants fit pretty well and do not agitate or irritate my skin (unless I am sweating and it stick to my skin). The pants fit as expected so I did not have much issue in wearing them. One thing I will note about this is that you should get a size up if you are the very edge of the measurement chart. I found that the one size up actually fit better. They do not sag or anything. This can be machine washed however I would recommend that they be washed under heavy duty and cold washed to keep the color from running and overall I think this pants are great. They are comfortable, flexible, and look great. I am able to wear these outside as well as be comfortable in them all day. I probably would wear them casually to hangs out and such. The color looks great and washing them is not too difficult.
M**N
You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down...
I suspect you are like me when I was doing this last week. First, I absolutely rely on REAL reviews. Here's mine:I'll start off by saying I'm an "athletic but not sporting a six pack" guy. I'm 6'7" 297 lbs and I've always struggled to find a pair of jeans that fit, looked good, was cut right and most important....Wasn't gonna bust through the seat of my pants cause I squatted down to pick something up.The 541 solves all of this. I did order the "one size up" rule of thumb that seems to be consistent on most of the reviews and seriously, here on a Sunday afternoon the mailman drops these off and I try them on and it's like I'd owned these badboys for years. Did a couple of squats and lunges and there's ZERO risk of ripping. I also sat and walked and did all sorts of day to day sort of movements and I can say that within the first ten minutes I knew I'd never need to worry about buying jeans again (and got a "wow those jeans really make your butt look good, great really.") Haha, I swear they better not even dream of stopping these. No more having my legs fall asleep from my thighs being cut off just to get a good looking bottom half of the jean. No more getting bigger jeans just to be all baggy and weird or have to pony up the cash to have them tailored to look like the 541's do straight outta the box...and it has that stretchy stuff which is amazing really, I'm kinda pissed I'm just now getting a hold of some jeans with it (fist raised in indignation!) Anyway, I digest.... Best o'luck to ya me matey, have yourself a swarshbucklin' good time!
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