How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Paperback – 9 October 2012

Best book ever

"This is the guide I needed to convince my husband against having a cat" - my dearest wifeSharp and a 100 percent fact laden humor!Cats are aloof. They own you and NOT the other way round.I am not so afraid of an alien invasion as of cats rising to power.Be ware of the catkind, HUMANS!For all those wannabe cat lovers, this is your bible. Get it read!

I did understand that this is a picture book, but....the office piece was stretched I think. Well, that's the end

Kind of a let down.It's not about me being a cat person or not.But the text, the script and the script seem too desperately trying to make it work. The first section was funny and awesome.Still then I was confused why the first few pages were contradictory with the title. It was all about knowing your cat and not on how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.I actually heaved a sigh of relief when in the next section the actual content showed up.It damn disappointed me.The illustrations got worse. The dialogues were plain boring and too trying.I almost dnfed this quick read.I know about cats too even though I am a dog person.But the later half of the book is just too...I don't care at all!Not funny at all.